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Will AI replace Functional Safety Engineer jobs? · Latest report #egrimyax
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour safety reports are just expensive paperweights for the eventual bot.
Functional Safety (mostly IEC 61508, emotionally exhausted).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Hard-coding compliance into every circuit.
ow.youAI▸ SAFETYGUARD LOGIC-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates failure mode analysis at scale
You draft safety requirements and verify control logic systems. Machines will soon validate themselves by running faster simulations.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can navigate the political nightmare of convincing management to fix a design flaw.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes your past reports to draft new compliance templates.
Month 7
AI models run thousands of failure simulations on your code.
Month 16
Systems automatically update documentation whenever international safety standards change.
Year 2.3
Sensors and controllers now ship with their own verified safety models.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The logic controller updates itself and locks you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
40000
Safety logic iterations per day
too high
Human error rate
zero seconds
Compliance latency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a legacy hardware museum.
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