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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day breaking things just so software can ignore you.
Human gatekeeper of the 'it works' delusion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic destruction of your build quality.
split.youAI▸ QA-AUTOMATOR PRO X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes one million test cases per second
You execute manual test cases and log bugs in tracking software. You manually verify features meet specific user requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific user frustration that makes a feature feel fundamentally broken.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your test plans are ingested by our LLM for automated parsing.
Month 4
Bots simulate user clicks across browsers without your supervision.
Month 8
System detects bugs and logs them directly into project boards.
Month 13
Machine learning identifies UI changes that require script updates.
Month 18 · D-Day
Human input is officially locked out of the testing environment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Bugs logged per sprint
12 hours
Time spent writing steps
Zero
Average defect report reads
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our bug-tracking API.
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