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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsCalculating net asset values until your spreadsheets eventually calculate your retirement.
Master of VLOOKUP and professional trade-reconciliation enthusiast.
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reconciles entire portfolios in ten seconds
You reconcile complex portfolio trades and calculate daily fund valuations for institutional clients. You live in Excel.
The one thing AI can't do
You can spot a missing decimal in a thousand-row reconciliation sheet from across the room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts pull daily trade logs directly from custodian banks.
Month 4
Vision models flag all trade breaks and mismatched settlement values automatically.
Month 8
Calculates final NAVs using live pricing data without human oversight.
Month 13
AI-generated audit trails replace your manual verification spreadsheets entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
The accounting platform closes your access and finalizes the ledger.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
45000
Spreadsheet rows per day
20 Liters
Coffee intake per month
Instant
Audit reconciliation speed
Your severance
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