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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive, tired email attachment forwarder.
Professional email forwarder and credit memo architect
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly
ow.youAI▸ CREDITCORE AUTOMATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
drafts legal memos in milliseconds
You coordinate loan documents and draft credit memos for private equity clients. You spend your life chasing signatures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually about to collapse the deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI reads and files your incoming deal correspondence instantly.
Month 4
Smart templates now generate your legal memos with zero errors.
Month 9
PE clients submit requests directly into our backend API.
Month 13
The machine talks directly to loan ops without you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The bank realizes you are just a bottleneck in code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
142
Emails per hour
4 cups
Coffee intake
99%
Signatures hunted
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a gift card.
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