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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Fund Manager jobs? · Latest report #j6jrircy
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour alpha is just a statistical ghost haunting a dying spreadsheet.
Professional spreadsheet gazer and habitual return-rate exaggerator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating human intuition one trade at a time.
oof.youAI▸ ARBENGINE V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
front-runs your entire career
You oversee investment portfolios and execute trades based on market research. You justify returns to anxious high-net-worth clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a fraud alert.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models scan market news faster than you can blink.
Month 5
Code handles rebalancing without needing lunch or a bonus check.
Month 10
Generative agents write the quarterly reports that no one reads.
Month 16
Automated order flows remove the need for your middleman firm.
Year 2 · D-Day
The fund runs itself while you collect a box of office trinkets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14 months
Average alpha decay
98% redundant
Client emotional baggage
0.003ms
Decision latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our market-crash simulator.
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