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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling imaginary performance numbers to bored people is our specialty now.
Institutional sales rep (mostly Chardonnay, occasionally actual finance)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing mandates without expensive steak dinners.
help!youAI▸ WEALTHBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
mimics professional empathy for asset growth
You pitch complex financial products to institutional clients over lunch. You spend your life chasing asset allocation mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is imported into our lead intelligence engine.
Month 5
The AI generates hyper-personalized pitch decks for your clients.
Month 13
Clients prefer interacting with low-latency algorithmic interfaces over human talk.
Year 2.1
Our avatars handle board meetings with perfect recall of fees.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are invited to a final, entirely automated exit dinner.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
98 percent
Client lunch bill savings
12 percent
Cold call conversion rate
40 hours
Golf course time saved
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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