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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour pitch deck is just a long apology for underperforming assets.
Professional lunch-haver and spreadsheet-reader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
toast.you▸ CAPITAI PROSPECTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics your charm with perfect empathy metrics
You convince wealthy investors to buy into funds. You manage client relationships and pitch market performance data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about returns.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending personalized newsletters to your entire prospect list.
Month 5
Software automatically updates quarterly performance slides with live market data.
Month 13
Sensors monitor client call tone to predict when they might leave.
Month 20
Avatars handle standard client check-ins and routine fund questions.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Algorithms handle the entire sales cycle without human intervention or golf.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
24 percent
Client meeting conversion rate
350 dollars
Average lunch tab per client
Unlimited
Excuses for market dip
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one firm handshake.
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