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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are just a human keyboard for a database that hates you.
Professional spreadsheet monkey and professional phone-call avoider.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning messy PDFs into cold hard math.
toast.youAI▸ CREDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad debt applications in milliseconds
You manually enter loan data and field redundant calls from business owners. Your role is a data entry bottleneck.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a desperate borrower is lying over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
OCR software replaces your manual typing of loan figures.
Month 3
A voice bot handles all routine status update inquiries.
Month 6
Algorithms flag suspicious entries before you even open the file.
Month 9
The software approves simple loans without human intervention.
Month 12 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your database access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 percent
Data entry error rate
zero
Calls you actually enjoy
12 hours/week
Time spent ignoring emails
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Prompt Engineer"
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