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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour desk is just a glorified portal for bank automated rejections.
Professional paper-pusher for depreciating metal assets.
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Instant credit decisions without the small talk.
oof.you▸ LOANLOGIC AGENT X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies high-risk credit applications in real-time
You chase signatures on loan forms and badger banks for credit approval. You push paperwork for commissions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with a straight face about the interest rates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes buyer data directly from the online application.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your phone calls to the bank underwriters.
Month 8
Electronic signature tools make your paper files obsolete.
Month 13
System bots automatically confirm lender money hit the account.
Month 18 · D-Day
The desk is dismantled to make room for a vending machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 seconds
Average rejection time
0.1 percent
Paperwork error rate
Maxed out
Average customer irritation
Your severance
A stapler and a stack of blank credit applications.
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