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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just databases that have not been imported yet.
Master of state-level funding complexity and spreadsheet formulas.
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Automating the budget allocation lifecycle.
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You track state eligibility waivers and match funding sources to help people get the support they need.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuance of a state waiver to a panicked family.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners digitize your paper archives into searchable cloud buckets.
Month 4
Rules-based engines now auto-approve standard funding requests.
Month 8
Natural language agents answer common family inquiries about waivers.
Month 13
Continuous monitoring replaces the need for quarterly human reviews.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
400 files
Waivers processed annually
High
Data entry fatigue score
3 weeks
Bureaucratic delay time
Your severance
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