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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsProfessional panhandler for the arts, now with less personality.
Professional beggar, spreadsheet enthusiast, gala-goer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated guilt-tripping for the creative sector.
squeeze.youAI▸ DONORBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends cold emails to billionaires in seconds
You chase wealthy donors and write grant applications to keep the lights on.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a rich donor is about to stop writing cheques.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes donor lists and drafts personalized, begging emails instantly.
Month 5
AI organizes your messy contact list into a perfect funnel.
Month 10
Models generate grant proposals better than your tired, coffee-fueled drafts.
Month 15
Virtual reality platforms replace physical galas with automated social nudges.
Month 21 · D-Day
The board realizes a server costs less than your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4:1
Coffee-to-grant ratio
24 yearly
Awkward galas attended
92 percent
Rejection emails processed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one free tote bag.
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