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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou hunt for checks while an algorithm hunts for the donor.
Professional guilt-tripper and expert in CRM data entry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated wealth extraction for non-profits.
brr.you▸ DONORBOT PROSPECTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates personalized guilt-tripping emails
You research potential donors, manage database records, and draft grant proposals to secure institutional and individual financial support.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a bored donor is about to stop writing the check.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI sucks your messy CRM records into a clean database.
Month 4
Algorithms rank your donor list by who is actually paying.
Month 8
Robot writers pump out grant applications faster than you breathe.
Month 12
The machine sends tailored pleas to everyone at once.
Month 14 · D-Day
You pack your box while the server handles the donations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.3 percent
Cold outreach success rate
400 weekly
Average rejection letters sent
60 percent
Time spent updating CRM
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our donor management software.
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