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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsHarvesting billionaire guilt is now a task for a basic script.
Professional guilt-broker and spreadsheet whisperer
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized guilt, at scale.
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automates personalized guilt-tripping emails
Managing PAC portfolios and optimizing donor conversion funnels. Extracting capital from high-net-worth individuals for political marketing budgets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor's face with convincing eye contact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scraping public records to identify high-net-worth donor profiles automatically.
Week 9
Large language models optimize subject lines to trigger maximum donor anxiety.
Month 4
AI-generated video messages replace your awkward donor calls.
Month 7
Real-time regulatory compliance engine prevents illegal PAC contribution patterns.
Month 10 · D-Day
A server rack replaces your entire fundraising department overnight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.2%
donor sentiment score
1200x
conversion per email
0.01 usd
cost per acquisition
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment-analysis platform.
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