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Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou sell passion, but my database sells only cold, hard statistics.
Cold caller, CRM whisperer, professional emotional investment banker.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized guilt, scaled to millions instantly.
split.you▸ DONORCONVINCE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 10000 personalized sob stories per minute
You solicit donations from potential donors via cold calls and emails. You manage donor databases and track pledge fulfillment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a donor is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models learn to mimic your most successful closing lines.
Month 3
Autonomous agents begin sending personalized emails to your stagnant leads.
Month 6
Synthetic voices replace your phone presence with perfect, tireless empathy.
Month 8
The CRM now tracks and chases missed pledges without human intervention.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your contacts are fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
97 percent
Call rejection rate
450 messages
Emails sent daily
2 mugs
Coffee consumed hourly
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Expert Storyteller'.
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