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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsCompliance check: your empathy is inefficient and technically unnecessary.
Professional word-smith for the final journey.
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Perfectly compliant grief, every single time.
stretchy.youAI▸ DEATHDRAFT AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates legally binding obituaries in milliseconds
You draft funeral notices and brochures while navigating FCA compliance rules for sensitive UK client communications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge the exact level of sincerity required for a distant cousin's obituary.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scans your entire archive of funeral copy.
Month 4
The AI flags FCA compliance issues before you even type them.
Month 8
Vision models verify every name and date against death certificates.
Month 12
The system sends advertisements directly to printers and digital platforms.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked to ensure full process efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero percent
Compliance Error Rate
12,000 hourly
Grief Templates
Too high
Human Emotion Latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated condolence portal.
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