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October 14, 2060
In 34 yearsYou specialize in the one job where clients never complain about service.
Professional curator of the final goodbye.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency for the inevitable end.
split.you▸ MORTU-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
restores lifelike appearance to complex trauma cases
You manage complex funeral logistics and perform sanitary embalming procedures for the deceased. You juggle intense emotional client interactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can provide genuine human comfort to grieving families when the data fails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 20
Automated kiosks replace the manual filing of burial certificates.
Year 7
Vision-guided machines handle basic sanitation and feature setting tasks.
Year 14
Centralized software syncs crematorium and cemetery schedules without human input.
Year 20
AI-driven skin-tone matching printers automate the final presentation process.
Year 34 · D-Day
The machine takes over the entire care cycle for the deceased.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.3%
2 hours
Average embalming time
limited
Grief consultation patience
excessive
Regulatory paperwork load
Your severance
A plot in a prime, quiet location.
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