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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsDeath is constant, but your repair invoices are finally expiring.
Niche technician of the afterlife's mechanical parts.
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Automated maintenance for the inevitable end.
split.you▸ MOURNTECH AUTO-SERVICING HUB▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates crematory burn rates in real time
You maintain crematory systems and sell niche funeral consumables. Automation will soon handle the logistics and diagnostics.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure screw needs tightening when the machine rattles at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors are attached to machinery to predict failures before they happen.
Month 10
Inventory systems detect low stock and auto-order consumables from warehouses.
Year 2.5
Video-guided AR tools allow unskilled site staff to perform basic fixes.
Year 3.8
Specialized modular robotic cells replace your manual toolkit.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your mechanical expertise is archived in a legacy database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 hours
Average repair time
3.1 percent
Consumables inventory error rate
12 calls
Emergency callouts per month
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital urn provider.
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