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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsDeath is constant, but your paperwork is remarkably easy to automate.
Professional keeper of files for the recently expired.
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squeeze.youAI▸ MORTUARY-ADMIN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes death certificates in three seconds
You handle death certificates, casket shipments, and grief-stricken visitors. Your clipboard is your only personality trait.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a family is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Families start filling out details on tablets instead of talking.
Month 5
Software connects directly to the state for death certificates.
Month 13
Casket and flower orders now trigger via automated inventory sensors.
Year 2.1
A screen in the lobby answers all basic service questions.
Year 3 · D-Day
The office is empty save for one automated kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Infinite
Grief-to-spreadsheet ratio
4
Certificates filed daily
High
Human error potential
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our obituary auto-fill app.
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