Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Funeral Home Operator jobs? · Latest report #e8mhydrh
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYour career is dead, but unfortunately, it requires a formal ceremony.
Professional curator of the final, non-negotiable exit interview.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency for the ultimate transition.
no no noyouAI▸ MORTU-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers legally compliant final paperwork in seconds
You manage final arrangements, documentation, and the physical preparation of remains for services. You facilitate difficult family emotional transitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer a grieving person a genuine, unprogrammed human silence when words fail.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Family interfaces automate all scheduling and form completion duties.
Month 10
Fleet optimization software takes over body transport route planning.
Year 2.2
Robotic precision arms perform standard preparation to exact specifications.
Year 3.3
Sensors and feedback loops manage ovens with zero human oversight.
Year 5 · D-Day
The facility is fully autonomous, rendering your role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Instantaneous
Average grief processing speed
Zero
Emotional variance detected
0.00%
Bureaucratic error rate
Your severance
A bouquet of plastic flowers and a LinkedIn badge.
Discussion
