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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthReplacing the final service with high-precision automation.
Master of solemn tasks and very heavy paperwork.
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prepares remains with surgical, silent efficiency
You wash, dress, and embalm bodies for final viewings while managing grieving families and legal paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the quiet dignity needed to place a tie on someone who cannot ask for it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI handles all death certificates and permit filings automatically.
Month 6
Automated transport pods manage the removal of remains from homes.
Month 17
High-res cameras map remains to guide surgical incisions for embalming.
Year 2.5
Precision arms apply cosmetics and adjust clothing with millimeter accuracy.
Year 4 · D-Day
The Mortu-Logic pod fully assumes all prep room duties.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12
Bodies prepped per week
3 liters
Coffee consumed before 6am
0.01%
Paperwork error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite silence app.
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