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October 20, 2030
In 4 yearsYour obsession with dovetails is just a slow way to make sawdust.
Obsessive wood-joiner who thinks knots add character.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect joinery without the emotional attachment.
stretchy.youAI▸ CRAFTBOT ARTISAN-X7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes perfect miter cuts in absolute silence
You manually join metals and woods to build bespoke furniture pieces. You will soon be replaced by precision CNC and automated robotic welding cells.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the grain and adjust for natural wood movement by intuition.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All your sketches are converted into machine-readable CAD files to ensure geometric perfection.
Month 6
Three-axis milling machines handle the wood roughing while you watch the screen.
Month 16
Vision-guided arms take over metal frame fabrication to eliminate inconsistent beads.
Year 2.5
Automated pressure-sensitive belt sanders replace your manual fatigue and uneven surface tension.
Year 4 · D-Day
The warehouse is fully optimized for continuous manufacturing without your organic presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
42
Splinters per month
12%
Human error rate
99.9%
Robot perfection rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital sandpaper simulator.
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