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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboard is just a fancy way to hold a coffin.
Professional pallet-counter and trailer-loading enthusiast.
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Counting faster than your eyes can blink
no no noyou▸ AUDITBOT LOGISTICS UNIT 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans entire pallets in three seconds
You count furniture parts and manually load trailers. The factory floor is your office and your prison.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a misaligned dowel with a single, tired squint.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
RFID sensors start tracking every piece of wood automatically.
Month 6
Vision systems detect scratches better than human eyes ever could.
Month 12
Automatic lines replace your manual trailer stacking work.
Month 16
Real-time data eliminates your printed manifest requirements.
Year 2 · D-Day
The warehouse floor goes fully robotic for your departure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
2,400 units
Parts checked per shift
Weekly
Back strain incidents
4.2 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A slightly used industrial back brace for your comfort.
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