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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell wood and air, but the algorithm is selling efficiency.
Professional visionary (mostly spreadsheets and expensive mahogany desk decor)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Decisions without the golf course
bzzt.youAI▸ EXECUBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises supply chains to zero margin
You oversee design, factory production, luxury pricing, and brand strategy. Soon, a dashboard will do it all better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a board member with genuine, uncalculated warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map every factory process and supply chain interaction you handle.
Month 4
Software starts suggesting pricing adjustments that outperform your historical intuition.
Month 9
The AI generates all quarterly slide decks with perfect, boring accuracy.
Month 15
Algorithms negotiate directly with wood vendors to bypass your middle-management.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access codes expire as the board agrees to the superior machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0.4 seconds
Quarterly P&L Review Speed
Instant
Strategic Pivot Latency
99 percent
Charismatic Vibe Output
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood shavings.
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