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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour taste in velvet chairs is now a legacy feature.
Master of the showroom, czar of the supply chain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trends predicted before you even sketch them.
splat.you▸ OMNIFURNISH CORE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
predicts next season's color trends instantly
You juggle supply chains, design trends, and showroom logistics. Soon, algorithms will optimize the wood-to-profit ratio instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell by touch alone if the wood veneer is actually garbage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software replaces your gut feeling with actual sales data.
Month 7
Vision models scan social media to dictate your next catalog.
Month 16
Negotiation bots squeeze your suppliers until the margins disappear.
Year 2.2
Showroom spaces shrink as virtual staging handles the heavy lifting.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system runs the company while you enjoy a very static retirement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 percent
Inventory guesswork accuracy
400 percent
Markup on cheap pine
12 hours/week
Time spent picking fabric
Your severance
One ergonomic stool with a squeaky leg.
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