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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour chisel is antique, but your job is effectively vintage.
Master of joinery and occasional finger-bandaging.
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Perfect dovetails without the sawdust.
split.youAI▸ TIMBERCLONE CNC-7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
mills perfect joinery from raw lumber
You cut, join, and sand custom wood pieces. Machines will soon handle your grain patterns and joinery.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle dampness in a plank just by touching the surface.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
3D scanners map your custom furniture designs into digital files.
Month 8
Sensors identify wood grain and knots to optimize your lumber.
Month 19
Multi-axis arms glue and clamp joints with millimetre precision.
Year 2.8
Sprayers apply lacquer while AI checks for surface defects.
Year 4 · D-Day
The workshop is now a fully automated print-to-build facility.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
42
Splinters per month
94 percent
Sandpaper grit waste
Too long
Hand-cut joinery time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood glue.
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