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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Jira boards will look great on the factory floor robot.
Professional cat-herder for table legs and couch cushions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated furniture manufacturing oversight and scheduling.
help!you▸ FLOWSTATE-PRODUCTION-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes production timelines during your lunch break
You manage cross-functional design sprints and assembly line production schedules. You fix bottlenecks between designers and factory output.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a prototype feels wrong before the machine knows it failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI copies your Gantt charts and project spreadsheets.
Month 5
It simulates supply chain bottlenecks faster than any manager.
Month 10
Automated emails replace your daily standup meeting check-ins.
Month 16
Software reassigns production tasks based on real-time factory data.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a terminal that actually meets deadlines.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 days
Average sprint delay
32 sessions
Meetings per week
400 messages
Email thread length
Your severance
One IKEA gift card and a virtual handshake.
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