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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track inventory while we track the end of your career.
Managing inventory for people who just want a couch.
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No commissions, no complaints, no staff drama.
splat.you▸ SHOWROOMBOT RETAILER 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
deactivates store lights during slow hours
You manage showroom floor staff, handle customer complaints about shipping delays, and track monthly sales targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which customer is going to spend an hour sitting and never buy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors in crates track stock levels without you checking manifests.
Month 3
An agent handles all shipping inquiries and refund requests instantly.
Month 10
Interactive screens teach staff product specs better than you can.
Month 16
Algorithms determine staff numbers based on real-time foot traffic data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The showroom runs itself while you collect your final paycheck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
24 percent
Average customer walk-away rate
42 weekly
Hours spent explaining sofa lead times
12 monthly
Broken floor display items
Your severance
One free ergonomic office chair, slightly scuffed.
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