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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsSelling overpriced particle board with a smile is a dying art.
Professional dream-seller of imported polyester sectionals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the awkward small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal discount to close the sale
You track inventory, haggle over floor models, and pressure customers into buying extended protection plans they do not need.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is bluffing about the competitor's lower price.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map customer paths through your showroom to identify high-traffic zones.
Month 7
Inventory systems directly trigger restock orders without needing your manual oversight.
Month 16
Interactive kiosks answer every product question you currently repeat all day.
Year 2.2
Dynamic pricing models calculate the lowest acceptable discount for each specific buyer.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A quiet central kiosk replaces your desk and your commission-based salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Average margin loss on haggling
32 weekly
Hours wasted showing sofas
4 percent
Protection plans successfully pushed
Your severance
A slightly scratched coffee table and a firm handshake.
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