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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou sell overpriced sofas to people who haven't measured their own living room.
Expert at explaining why the velvet takes twelve weeks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ SHOWROOMPATH 5.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates financing interest rates in real-time
You walk customers through showrooms and calculate commissions based on floor model markdowns and credit financing applications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a couple is about to start arguing over a recliner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Electronic price tags show live stock levels to skip your pitch.
Month 5
Sensors scan living rooms to prove the couch is too big.
Month 10
Self-service terminals approve loans without you checking the boxes.
Month 16
Projections answer fabric questions better than you ever could.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The showroom floor is now a fully autonomous checkout aisle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
45 minutes
Average time spent closing
12 percent
Human error in measurements
Constant
Commission padding attempts
Your severance
One free unboxed showroom ottoman and a handshake.
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