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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling beige sectionals to people who don't know what they want.
Professional floor-walker and inventory memorizer.
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oof.youAI▸ SHOWROOMBOT VR-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys hyper-realistic augmented reality room mockups
You walk the showroom floor, calculate financing plans, and push extended warranties on fragile sofas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a couple stops arguing and starts buying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors map the showroom to optimize the customer path.
Week 13
The warehouse database finally talks to the showroom display.
Month 8
Interactive screens answer basic questions about fabric durability.
Month 14
The credit approval process becomes instantaneous and emotionless.
Month 21 · D-Day
The showroom is unstaffed and fully managed by vision-tracking.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Average margin lost to haggling
4000 hours
Time spent talking about wood grain
8 gallons
Coffee consumed while waiting for leads
Your severance
One floor model display, assembly required.
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