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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthSolving the world's power crisis while your simulation crashes again.
Junior Researcher (mostly Python, entirely tired)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite power, zero human error.
ow.youAI▸ TOKAMAK-TAMER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
stabilizes plasma feedback loops instantly
You optimize plasma confinement parameters and analyze tokamak sensor telemetry. The machine will do this faster without lunch.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively distinguish between a sensor glitch and a genuine magnetic field perturbation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors feed real-time tokamak telemetry directly into model training sets.
Month 5
Control algorithms optimize magnetic fields faster than any human operator.
Month 13
The AI runs millions of virtual experiments while you sleep.
Year 2.1
The system identifies equipment failure before the human scientist notices.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The machine runs the reactor autonomously and archives your research files.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
34 percent
Simulation crash rate
0.0001 ms
Plasma stability variance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm laboratory coffee.
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