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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksPredicting the future is easy until the robots actually arrive.
Professional dreamer with no actual output.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculating probabilities for the heat death.
bzzt.youAI▸ CHRONOS-PREDICTOR 0.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
projects doom into the distant future
You spend your time dreaming of centuries you will never live to see. This is not a job.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hope that humanity is actually still relevant in the year 3000.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We scrape your daydreams to train a statistical model.
Day 2
An algorithm identifies that time passes regardless of your thoughts.
Day 2
Sensors confirm the present is more profitable than the future.
Day 2
The model generates infinite future scenarios automatically.
Week 4 · D-Day
You stop thinking; the server continues dreaming for you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99 percent
Time spent daydreaming
Zero
Accuracy of predictions
Infinite
Coffee consumed per century
Your severance
A calendar that ends abruptly next Tuesday.
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