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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to feign interest in currency volatility is becoming a liability.
Senior FX Account Manager (Professional bridge builder, amateur therapist).
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Calculating risk without the need for lunch.
wheee!you▸ FOREXLOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes market orders before you click
You manage client portfolios and execute foreign exchange trades. You chase spreads and talk clients off ledges.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about a bad trade with perfect composure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models begin writing your daily market commentary newsletters.
Month 4
Trading bots take over the execution of routine spot and forward contracts.
Month 8
An AI agent monitors client calls to flag and resolve minor grievances.
Month 13
Automated systems manage margin calls without human intervention or explanation.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system disables your login and notifies your clients of their upgrade.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Zero
Client golf outings per year
Microseconds
Trade execution speed (ms)
Null
Emotional attachment to currency pairs
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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