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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace FX Artist jobs? · Latest report #xia6fkpi
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsRendering your career obsolete, one high-fidelity explosion at a time.
Still waiting for the cache to finish building.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics-perfect chaos without the render queue.
no no noyou▸ SIMUGEN V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bakes complex fluid simulations in seconds
Creating dynamic visual simulations for games, including particle systems, smoke, fire, and liquid physics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can intuitively judge if a particle interaction feels satisfying to the player's eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents pre-calculate simulation data during off-peak hours.
Month 5
Generative models build particle systems based on simple text prompts.
Month 10
The AI writes custom simulation code to mimic requested visuals.
Month 15
Vision models automatically prune unnecessary nodes for better performance.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server takes full control and you are finally free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 per day
Average render crash frequency
too many
Nodes in your particle graph
65 percent
Time spent watching progress bars
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's rendering cloud.
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