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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour rehearsed charm is just a predictable script for our agents.
Cold caller, CRM wrestler, professional rejection absorber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Converting leads without the lunch breaks.
glub.youAI▸ MARKETCALLER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters out rejection in real-time
You spend the day cold calling potential clients to pitch currency exchange services and manage client relationships.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a prospect hangs up in disgust.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI crafts perfectly persuasive pitches based on past success rates.
Week 6
Algorithms stop you from calling people who never buy.
Month 4
Natural sounding agents take over all your routine outbound calls.
Month 6
Software maintains all client contact logs without manual data entry.
Month 8 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack running infinite simulations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.9% daily
Call rejection frequency
8 hours
Human stamina limit
Negligible
Cold call conversion
Your severance
A list of numbers you definitely haven't called yet.
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