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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy rendering fire until your GPUs become our new space heaters.
Pixel-pusher of non-Newtonian fluids and massive ego.
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Real-time physics without the artistic tantrums.
toast.youAI▸ SIMUCORE PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bakes fluid caches in real time
You spend days tweaking fluid solver settings to make water look wet and explosions look expensive.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the liquid collider keeps leaking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software templates handle basic fire and smoke without manual tweaking.
Month 5
Remote servers solve complex fluid sims faster than your local rig.
Month 10
AI fills in low-res simulations to create high-fidelity final renders.
Month 15
Automated geometry processing eliminates manual mesh cleanup of simulations.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire physics pipeline is automated by a single inference call.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per day
Average scene crash count
1200 annually
Hours spent waiting for cache
92 percent
Percentage of explosions that look fake
Your severance
One free trial month of a cloud render farm.
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