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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou render the particles while we render you irrelevant.
Senior Node Wrangler (debugging your own procedural mess daily)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics simulation without the human error.
squeeze.youAI▸ SIMUCORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bakes complex fluid caches in seconds
You build complex particle systems and fluid simulations for high-end digital effects. You tweak nodes until renders pass.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure simulation setting makes the explosion look real.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI libraries replace your manual node building for standard effects.
Month 4
Smart buffers manage simulation data without needing your manual oversight.
Month 10
Algorithms shrink simulation resolution until render times hit zero.
Month 14
Vision models interpret artistic feedback and update nodes instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The render farm is fully autonomous and you are legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000 blocks
Average node graph complexity
12 percent
Render farm crash rate
4 daily
Human caffeine intake (liters)
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock footage site.
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