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Will AI replace Galactic Explorer jobs? · Latest report #8xg6cfuh
Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsEnjoy your stargazing, because the sensors never need to sleep.
Professional wanderer with a penchant for cosmic dust.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping infinity, one sector at a time.
split.youAI▸ COSMOSCAN-X9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
senses dark matter signals you cannot perceive
You navigate uncharted sectors and document celestial anomalies. Our machines are still busy learning to ignore the vacuum of space.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer, quiet terror of the infinite void.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Autonomous probes begin recording telemetry directly into our proprietary galactic cloud.
Month 16
Algorithms finalize efficient, human-free flight paths through high-debris sectors.
Year 5
Robotic systems handle all fuel distribution and navigation system repairs without needing breaks.
Year 22
Machine vision models become faster at identifying life-sustaining planets than any human eyes.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your ship’s manual override is permanently decommissioned in favor of fully autonomous, cold calculation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 Billion
Stars Cataloged
4 Per Shift
Existential Crises
Excessive
Coffee Consumed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a black hole.
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