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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPolishing plaques until the sensor-laden wall frame replaces you entirely.
Professional art-watcher and enthusiastic plaque-dusting enthusiast.
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Watchful silence without the hourly wage.
pop?you▸ EXHIBITMONITOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects a laser-perimeter around every canvas
You monitor exhibit halls, answer tourist questions, and ensure nobody touches the expensive, fragile art.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a visitor is about to touch a painting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive screens answer questions so you stop talking to strangers.
Month 4
Sensors map where people stand to optimize your walking path.
Month 8
Small hovering cameras replace your role as the human barrier.
Month 13
Connected thermostats remove your need to check room conditions.
Month 19 · D-Day
The gallery locks your badge access and powers up the surveillance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 daily
Average questions answered
420 minutes
Minutes spent standing
11 monthly
Art-touchers deterred
Your severance
A lifetime pass to a now fully-automated museum.
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