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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour ability to describe brushstrokes is less valuable than a QR code.
Professional wall-staring and visitor-wrangling enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curated experiences without the conversational overhead.
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monitors visitor heart rates during abstract exhibits
You greet visitors and guide them through exhibits. You also hang fragile art on gallery walls.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a patron plans to touch the oil painting.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Guest entry is replaced by a high-speed scanner and kiosk.
Month 6
Pre-recorded, adaptive narration replaces your rote tour guide script.
Month 13
Laser-aligned hanging rigs install art with zero human intervention.
Month 20
Computer vision detects touchers before they even reach the canvas.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The gallery operates entirely via automation and centralized server control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
8 hours
Average smile fatigue
0.02 percent
Wall mounting errors
14 percent
Questions ignored
Your severance
One complimentary digital frame and a curated resignation.
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