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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour aesthetic vigilance is just a slow, expensive motion detector.
Professional wall-filler and silent observer of bored tourists.
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The art of staying still, perfected.
help!youAI▸ CURATEDROID V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects fingerprints at twenty paces
You hang heavy frames with precision and stand guard while watching tourists avoid touching the art.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a visitor is about to touch a canvas before they do.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Motion cameras replace your eyes to watch for wandering hands.
Month 7
Laser-guided rigs handle the leveling and spacing you currently measure.
Month 18
Articulated claws mount heavy works without chipping the gallery walls.
Year 2.2
A touchscreen terminal answers basic questions better than you do.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The gallery goes fully automated with zero human oversight required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
45lbs
Average artwork weight lifted
7 hours
Hourly staring duration
12
Accidental paint chips per year
Your severance
One complimentary digital photo of a blank wall.
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