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June 2, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour curated vibe is just a setting for a smarter algorithm.
Professional art-space babysitter with a penchant for spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect flow for every exhibition opening.
squeeze.you▸ GALLERIBOT PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates humidity and lighting for maximum impact
You juggle gallery staff schedules, exhibition installs, VIP reception logistics, and the constant maintenance of high-end art spaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a donor is actually ready to buy the sculpture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the staff rota and automatically shifts based on footfall.
Month 5
Sensor-linked HVAC systems maintain precise conditions without your manual intervention.
Month 12
Apps track guest preferences and automate reception logistics for every opening.
Month 20
Self-coordinating delivery bots sync crate arrival with installation crew schedules.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The gallery runs autonomously while you find a new, non-art hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
4 cups
Coffee consumed before 9am
12 heads
VIPs appeased weekly
3 per day
Installation crises averted
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the server maintenance room.
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