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May 25, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou curate spreadsheets while the art hangs itself anyway.
Expert in turning creative chaos into formatted pivot tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating reality without the meetings.
oof.youAI▸ EXHIBITFLOW AI 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates exhibition calendars for perfect flow
You track artist schedules and gallery inventory. You balance exhibition budgets and coordinate with curators and vendors.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to explain why the abstract piece cost fifty thousand dollars.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID tags track every piece from storage to wall automatically.
Month 5
A booking engine optimizes the gallery calendar without your input.
Month 10
Smart agents generate all consignment contracts instantly.
Month 20
Supply chain bots call the pedestal makers for you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The gallery runs perfectly while you seek new employment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
18 cups
Coffee consumption per week
42
Spreadsheet tabs open
112
Artist emails ignored
Your severance
A lifetime membership to a museum you already visit.
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