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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and insurance riders are already plotting their own demise.
Organizing history with sticky notes and eternal dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect custody for every single asset.
help!you▸ REGISTRAR-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references database records with digital provenance
You track provenance records, condition reports, and handle shipping logistics for gallery loans and acquisitions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, genuine panic of a curator when a frame shows microscopic hairline fractures.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your paper files are scanned into a central cloud database.
Month 4
Smart sensors record every piece's location and climate data automatically.
Month 15
Real-time AI monitoring replaces human riders for insurance premium calculations.
Year 1.9
Logistics software books climate-controlled transport without your manual input.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system autonomously manages all collection records and transit logistics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Provenance errors annually
99%
Insurance claim reduction
Instant
Condition report speed
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the gift shop clearance bin.
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