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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional stand-around-and-point-at-the-wall technician.
Professional art-worshipper and velvet-rope enthusiast.
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Standing perfectly still for eternity.
toast.youAI▸ ARTGUARD 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers precise art history monologues on demand
You guard minimalist sculptures and tell tourists where the nearest bathroom is.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a tourist is about to touch the installation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large touchscreens replace your job of pointing to the bathroom.
Month 5
Lasers detect proximity so you stop yelling at tourists.
Month 10
Personal headsets deliver the artist biography better than you do.
Month 15
Smart gates manage room capacity without your physical presence.
Month 19 · D-Day
The gallery replaces your entire shift with silent, white pedestals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
400 daily
Average questions answered
7 hours
Time spent staring at floor
Infinity
Number of 'no photography' warnings
Your severance
A lifetime pass to view the art via webcam.
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