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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Game Designer and Writer jobs? · Latest report #uujrbwhf
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour narrative arc ends when the GPU learns to hallucinate better.
Master of lore, builder of systems, breaker of balance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite quests without the coffee breaks.
splat.you▸ STORYFORGE V.8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates procedurally infinite branching dialogue trees
You draft complex game mechanics and write branching dialogue trees for virtual worlds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the developers why that specific quest choice feels rewarding.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts filling your wiki pages using existing design patterns.
Month 4
Language models generate all NPC lines based on your templates.
Month 9
Algorithms run thousands of simulations to set weapon stats perfectly.
Month 13
Vision models detect collision issues better than your playtests.
Month 19 · D-Day
The engine writes and ships the game while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
200
Average words per hour
15
Hours spent in meetings
4,200
GDD pages ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our upcoming non-creative cloud tool.
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