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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsRendering your soul at sixty frames per second, minus the bugs.
C++ enthusiast fighting constant floating-point errors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Raytracing without the existential dread.
split.youAI▸ SHADERSYNTH V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes draw calls while you sleep
You optimize low-level shader code and manage rendering pipelines. Your replacement merely compiles the math into silicon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the physics engine explodes when clipping through terrain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven profilers identify and resolve your engine bottlenecks before you even open your debugger.
Month 5
Generative models produce pixel-perfect shaders based on simple natural language artistic requirements.
Month 10
Neural rendering pipelines replace your hand-written C++ render paths with self-optimizing tensor operations.
Month 15
Hardware-level AI agents negotiate directly with GPU firmware to bypass your code entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system renders you redundant in real-time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12%
Average frame spikes
3 liters
Coffee consumed per build
infinite
Memory leaks debugged
Your severance
One free GPU that crashes after ten minutes.
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