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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsConverting creative passion into quarterly spreadsheets is a job for algorithms.
Professional dream-crusher and spreadsheet architect.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than your lunch hour.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal roi on failing studios
You chase publishing deals, manage licensing negotiations, and attempt to predict market trends. Your existence is a series of pitch decks destined for the trash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a developer is lying about their project's progress in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins parsing your inbox to respond to generic partnership inquiries automatically.
Month 5
An LLM generates high-conversion slide decks based on real-time market data instead of human intuition.
Month 13
Automated legal agents generate and execute standard revenue-share contracts without needing human review.
Month 21
Predictive modeling algorithms override your gut feeling on which indie studios to back.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your business development pipeline, rendering your role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99%
Pitch Deck Fatigue
Excessive
Coffee Intake
Zero
Meaningful Decisions
Your severance
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