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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour opinion on frame rates is a variable we no longer track.
Professional blurber (thinks metadata is a personality trait).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating authentic sentiment without the bias.
blub.you▸ CRITICBOT-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 500 reviews before the embargo lifts
You write preview copy and reviews based on early code access. You also chase industry news and press releases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the soul of a game buried under its broken mechanics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape all existing game data to build sentiment profiles.
Week 9
AI models generate objective performance scores based on raw logs.
Month 3
Automated feeds deliver reviews directly to game store platforms.
Month 4
The system adjusts tone to match desired reader demographics.
Month 6 · D-Day
The final human-written article is archived for training data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
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Review bias variance
5000
Words per second
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Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a dead magazine archive.
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