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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Game Localization and QA Tester jobs? · Latest report #9x4qrqf5
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating menus to French doesn't make you a professional diplomat.
Professional text-box-stretcher and comma-chaser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect translation, zero cultural nuance.
help!you▸ LINGO-LOGIC 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every locale simultaneously overnight
You fix floating text and ensure buttons don't break in foreign languages. Your keyboard is your primary weapon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a culturally insensitive idiom ruins a funny cutscene.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting translations based on your previous logs.
Month 5
UI layouts now adjust automatically to fit translated text.
Month 10
Scripted agents click through every menu at 100x speed.
Month 15
The machine fixes its own translation errors in real-time.
Month 19 · D-Day
The localization server is finally smarter than you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Bugs missed per month
infinite
Language packs supported
1200
Hours spent resizing text boxes
Your severance
A PDF copy of the localized instruction manual.
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